INJURY DURATION: 6 days
PAIN LOCATION: Left kneecap region, but starting to bleed into my very soul.
PAIN ON A SCALE OF 1-10: 2
OTHER SYMPTOMS: Quitting. Just quitting.
HURTS WHEN I: live.
HURTS SORT OF WHEN I: contemplate a life that less closely resembles hell.
DOESN’T HURT WHEN I: drink.
TREATMENT: cuteoverload.com …best website ever.