QUADRICEPS AFLAME: Part 2 of 7


WEATHER: It’s just so HOT all up in here.

MILES: 6

MILES THIS WEEK: 30.

WHERE TO: Catholic U., Northeast DC in general.

MOOD: X-rated.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

Chapter 2: Delicious Agony

“Ohhhhhhh,” said Jessica Boudoir, clutching the pillow.  “Oh my God oh my God oh GOD OH GOD.  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy shit oh God yes yes NO NO YES NO MAYBE NO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSS OH NO NO NO NO GOD DAMN YOU you BASTARD STOP OW sweet Jesus oh my GOD oh my GOD!  OH!  Ohhhhhhhh man oh shit oooooooh honey oh OOOOH!”

“Lady,” said the physical therapist, “that’s just how a deep-tissue sports massage feels.”

“A little to the left,” she replied, huskily.

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