All hail the new blog overlords! (JK, you beautiful folks at TBD. You complete me.)
WEATHER: Flippin’ cold for DC — 17 degrees at running time.
MILES: 23 — first long run of 2011!
MILES THIS WEEK: Enough.
WHERE TO: Capital Crescent Trail, Rock Creek Park, hot shower.
Good news, sports fans! As part of my tireless effort to whore out your favorite blog, I have managed to get it occasionally picked up by Washington news website TBD.com. And while they don’t care about my constant blathering about my personal problems or persistent sexual innuendos, they do care about the posts in which I give you valuable and timely information about the DC running scene.
And wouldn’t you know it, I actually have a DC-based running thing to tell you about.
Yay, astrology! I mean, why ever make another logic-based decision for yourself again?
WEATHER: Rainy, yes, but at least it’s not want-to-die-hot.
MILES THIS WEEK: 22.
WHERE TO: Beach Drive, Crescent Trail, home.
Sorry about the lack-of-posting again. Posting just once a week makes me a tease, I realize, and I shouldn’t toy with your emotions that way, baby. I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you. And while I’d love nothing more than to find my Luther Vandross collection and candles, let me remind you that it’s Sunday, and what I got planned, sweet thang, isn’t a sabbath-day activity (also, Jesus hated Luther Vandross).
Or we could just do something occult-related. Yes, let’s do that. So:
YOUR RUNNING HOROSCOPE
Aries (March 21-April 20) — Today finds you feeling restless and stubborn, like the mighty ram that you are. Though you don’t want to go do those mile repeats, trust me — your body will thank you. Today’s workout will lead you to good fortune and possibly new romantic prospects. Pursue these with alacrity, mindful of the fact that you are compatible with Tauruses but not Cancers. Take the day off. Find yourself.