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QUADRICEPS AFLAME: Part 3 of 7. In which I get shameless.


If this man doesn’t make you think of romance, I don’t know who will.

WEATHER: Steeeeeeamy.

MILES: 11.

MILES THIS WEEK: 41.

WHERE TO: New and exciting areas of Georgetown.

MOOD: Steeeeeeeeeamy.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

Chapter 3: A Woman-Sized Hunger

Friday came all too quickly.  Jessica Boudoir woke that morning for her run with more than her usual amount of alacrity, thinking of her fast-approaching carbo-loading date with the dreamiest runner the Potomac had ever seen.  From 6 AM onward throughout her day, Jessica’s mind was occupied with thoughts of Rod Deltoid.  As she increased her pace that morning, passing at a good clip down the National Mall, she tried to shake his presence in her mind. As she passed through the shadow of the great, girthy Washington Monument, thoughts of keeping up with Rod on a 3-hour run on the Appalachian Trail made Jessica’s bosom heave with longing, and for the first time in its short life Jessica’s 34A sports bra felt its capacity truly tested.

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QUADRICEPS AFLAME: Part 2 of 7


WEATHER: It’s just so HOT all up in here.

MILES: 6

MILES THIS WEEK: 30.

WHERE TO: Catholic U., Northeast DC in general.

MOOD: X-rated.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

Chapter 2: Delicious Agony

“Ohhhhhhh,” said Jessica Boudoir, clutching the pillow.  “Oh my God oh my God oh GOD OH GOD.  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy shit oh God yes yes NO NO YES NO MAYBE NO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSS OH NO NO NO NO GOD DAMN YOU you BASTARD STOP OW sweet Jesus oh my GOD oh my GOD!  OH!  Ohhhhhhhh man oh shit oooooooh honey oh OOOOH!”

“Lady,” said the physical therapist, “that’s just how a deep-tissue sports massage feels.”

“A little to the left,” she replied, huskily.